This specialized variant of the lesser known but equally
magnificent romantic gesture known as the
Baltimore Blowfish.
Upon true Venetian neo-classical style of receiving a rim-job, man/woman lights a gigantic fart on fire and causes cheeks to fill with flame. The receiver of such love act then blows the flame back onto the source.
Caution : preventive measures -- we recommend a certified fire Marshall
After I proposed, I felt
comfortable enough with my wife to be to give her a Helsinki Hellfish.
Unfortunately, she didnt have
eyebrows at our wedding. Luckily, she wants one everyday and we joke that it should have been in our wedding vows.