The Elder Wand 

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder 

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

elder McKinley 

Usually a gay man in the closet that everyone knows is gay but he doesn't know anyone knows.

yea that guy is totally elder McKinley

elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017

Elbert 

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

Elbert is the love of my life

Elbert by Coffeeeeeee June 7, 2021

Elder Scrolls 

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

Elder Scrolls by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021

Elder Swear 

The biggest, most awesomely long and complicated wizarding swear word to ever exist, found in the video 'Wizard Swears' by the Potter Puppet Pals.

Potter Puppet Pal Fan 1: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!!!!

Potter Puppet Fan 2: I can't believe you just used the Elder Swear on me!!!

Elder Swear by SeazTheDay March 31, 2010