When your so high you cant read words correctly so you just start making up random words and submit them to urban dictionary so they can be actual words 💁
As we passed the store i was sweefing so i couldnt make out the words on the sign. And instead of reading sweeping i read sweefing and spent the next 10 min searching the internet for a deffinition of sweefing.
Sweepings: The scraps, leavings, hand-me-downs, things tossed aside as the qualitystuff is grabbed up at sales. Junk.
Allie and her friend Brenda waited all night to get into the store with the Grand Opening mega-sale. As they were scrunched through the door the mob rushed right through them and by the time they could get the clothes they dreamed of - all that was left were torn & dirty things that were either way too small or large enough to use as a tent. Scraps and pieces of clothing littered the floors, trampled and raggedly filthy junk.
Well Bren, looks like were stuck with the sweepings.
When a heavysmoker deep throats a penis, and afterwards the penis is covered in black tar, mimicking the act of cleaning a chimney.
Jerome got a blow job from a 5 dollar hooker in the back alley, and upon pulling out screamed in terror as he saw the tar on his dick and realized he had been chimney sweeping that bitch.