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Gentil sir 

Person( usually a man)

Would tip a Fedora Unironically after talking to woman

Wrecks other people’s friend ships
Reece is a gentil sir he says to girls that he would give girls the world
Gentil sir by Imfuxkinghilarious February 15, 2020

Poppy Gentil 

Poppy gentil is a creature who will enter your home in the middle of the night and watch you sleep. When she is done she will walk around your room like a crab (this will annoy your pets) and will bark or meow at anything that she sees (such as your mum who came upstairs to check if you were sleeping). Watch out for this creature as there is no way of getting rid of them.
Your mum: Y/n are you asleep?

Poppy Gentil: Meow, Woof, Bark, Bark, Fuck the Bark off Meow!

You: Mum get this creature out of my room they wont stop barking!!
Poppy Gentil by silentdog1132 July 21, 2024

Poppy Gentil 

Poppy Gentil is a creature that enters your house in the middle of the night and wont stop barking at whatever it sees. (like your mum). Beware! There is no current way to remove them from your household.
Your mum: Y/n are you asleep?

Poppy Gentil: Meow, Woof, Bark, Bark, Fuck the Bark off Meow!

You: Mum get this creature out of my room they wont stop barking!!
Poppy Gentil by silentdog1132 July 21, 2024

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

african american gentleman

A term white people like to use because they think saying "black guy" just isn't politically correct.
Person A: Do you remember Mark from the party last night?

Person B: No, what did he look like again?

Person A: He was the African American gentleman in the blue shirt.

Gentleman 

The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies; who does not make the poor man conscious of his poverty, the obscure man of his obscurity, or any man of his inferiority or deformity; who is himself humbled if necessity compels him to humble another; who does not flatter wealth, cringe before power, or boast of his own possessions or achievements; who speaks with frankness but always with sincerity and sympathy; whose deed follows his word; who thinks of the rights and feelings of others, rather than his own; and who appears well in any company, a man with whom honor is sacred and virtue safe. - John Walter Wayland
He wouldn't do that to us, he's a Gentleman.
Gentleman by maxomillian March 30, 2013