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Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.
P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!
Penis by Catchy10 January 15, 2022
A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
Penis by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Penis
Penis
Penis by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018
Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"
Penis by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021
A male genital that you wish was longer.
Penis by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019