shaneism 

Stupid shit Shane's said OR done.

Shane : I threw live chickens in the freezer .

Dylan: that's shaneism.

shaneism by Lolzer6969 November 15, 2016

Shaneism 

Shaneism is a word made by a guy named shane who apparently created a religion with a god named enash (enosh; shane spelled backwards) who lives pizza with ketchup.

Melissa: what the fuck is shaneism

Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP

Shaneism by Purpleflyy June 4, 2018

Shaneism 

when you have a severe want for hentai, to the point where you watch it at school

Dude, i think your developing a shaneism

Shaneism by goditselfareulistening youstup September 10, 2020

Shaneism 

An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)

Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”

Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”

Shaneism by Seb man November 11, 2020

Shaneism 

Select phrases out of context that always have a sexual connotation.

A Shaneism Explained
Nick- " I have had a very long hard day on the farm."
Shane-" I'll show you something long and hard"

Connor-" why do you always have to eat the banana backwards"
Shane- " Ligma"

Shaneism by BB-Cup November 11, 2020

shaneism 

doin ya mom

i am shaneism ing in ur moms room

pog

shaneism by Amogu March 24, 2022

Shaneimus Maximus 

In the world of model trains, there is only one GOD. The true N Scale overlord. He is the master of all things toy train.

Dude1- Hey man, I bought my dad a trainset for X-mas from Shaneimus Maximus.

Dude2- From the N Scale GOD himself?

Dude1- Yeah, it was a mind altering experience.

Dude2 - Dude.

Shaneimus Maximus by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006