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Kufta in ancient lore stems from a very troubled boy who decided instead of speaking in a educated manner, or even in toungs for that matter, that he would make up words. His peers laughed uneasily at his verbiage, but in time began adding to this strange but entertaining drunk squalor as it began to form an actual language. Weeks passed by, months even and each was highlighted with a different term for talking splash Kufta has lead them all meaning "you fucking dick cookie"
"what did you say about my 6'9 mom? Ill eat your intestines you KUFTA" (you must emphesize "kufta" elongating pronunciationa with sarcasm and discust.
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a new gypsy term for cocaine
‘oi i love the kufta’
do u want some kufta’
kufta by ahahhemsss123 August 28, 2020
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ms. kufta 

A woman who is Satan reincarnate. At night she sucks the souls out of young children to keep alive after tens of thousands of years. She kills any creative thought within her class, and kills any sign of individuality. At night in the school she teaches in cackling and screaming have been heard coming from her classroom. A strange air pollutes the area around her.
person 1: I got nightmares of this creepy old hag last night.

Person 2: That's what happens when you look at Ms. Kufta.
ms. kufta by charabbo December 7, 2016
The correct way of pronoucing KFC.

"kufca"
KFC kfc cufka kufka cufca kufca

What do you fancy eating?

Lets go to kufca,
KuFCa by Peters a star February 7, 2009

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐
Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
“Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”