Quarantorny 

Quarantine-horny: the abnormally powerful feeling of loneliness during the coronavirus pandemic. The desperation for intimacy after having not seen your friends in the flesh for several months.

“The group chat had another hour-long cry about how much they wanted to hold hands with someone.”
“That’s the 5th night in a row. I swear, everyone I know is getting Quarantorny.”

Quarantorny by 🏤 August 27, 2020

Quaranturnt 

When you're out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and snacks so you break out the Coronas and get Quaranturnt.

Since the stock market is down, let's get Quaranturnt up!

Quaranturnt by DrDingDong March 29, 2020

Quarantrying

When you try something new during or due to quarantine out of boredom, general curiosity or both. Mostly things that you don't want the public to know/see.

I was quarantrying to grow a moustache but I ended up looking like Borat, Never doing that again.

Quarantrying by Very Green April 17, 2020

Quarantoned 

Enhanced physical fitness brought on by being stuck at home with only your home gym equipment to pass the time.

Can’t go to work, guess I’ll blow the dust off the bow flex and get quarantoned.

Quarantoned by Wegotjokes April 8, 2020

Quaranton

The amount of weight a person gains while stuck home waiting for the coronavirus epidemic to go away.

Forget about a beach bod this summer. I gained a quaranton being stuck in my house for the last month.

Quaranton by Tenth Power March 31, 2020

Quarantoned 

The act of falling out of shape while in quarantine.

My body has been quarantoned to the point I feel like Fat Thor.

Quarantoned by JQuarantoney April 3, 2020

quaranorny 

when ur quarantined and horny. u cant get that dick for awhile cus u stuck at home

person 1: i want dick but im stuck at home. person 2: u must be quaranorny

quaranorny by vibez.ferb April 10, 2020