slumpopotamus 

An overweight person, who has a slow, hunched, shuffled walk, with a dazed expression on their face. Often slumping around as if looking for their next meal.

"Hey did you see that slumpopotamus, roaming down the hallway?"

slumpopotamus by StXela October 8, 2009

Simpopotamus 

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

Sleepopotamus

Typically a grad student who sleeps until 3 or 4 in the afternoon on weekends, after having averaged only three hours of sleep a night during the course of the previous school week. Sleepopotami tend to congregate (often in each others beds) and multiply at prodigious rates immediately following final examination periods.

Jon: Have you seen Bill lately?

Jane: No, not since the Torts final. He's been staying up til 6am and sleeping in til 4 in the afternoon.

Jon: What a sleepopotamus.

Sleepopotamus by shoguncam July 13, 2009

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019

Sloppopotamus 

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

slopopotamus 

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

slopopotamus by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011