Osteen 

To shut doors on, ask/ force to leave

They needed a place to stay, but he osteened them. They slept on the street.

After we hooked up, she thought she was going to spend the night. Had to osteen her.

Osteen by CnDpUG September 1, 2017

Osteen 

Osteen, otherwise known as "O-Town" or the "Big O", is filled with rednecks, crackhouses and cows. This is perhaps one of the most worthless cities in Florida. There is a variety of things to do: from goin to the "Pit"(a local hangout for the rednecks and sometimes ricans that wanna-be rednecks) to gettin drunk out in the field (cow pastures/ backyard) to "muddin" and "4 wheelin" to pickin up the prostitutes on maytown and much more. If you want some drugs just go right on down 4-15. However after a late night of gettin fucked up a nice hangover remedie is the Osteen Diner. Be careful of the dog-food aisle at walmart in the wee hours of the morning because of on going fights between the "bloods" and the "crips". it gets pretty dangerous. Also you will never pass the "Handyway" without seeing atleast two 15ft lifted trucks.



Osteen = Florida's shithole.

"HEY MAN WERE GOIN TO THE BIG O"
"ALRIGHT DUDE....SEE YA THERE!!!"


"Hey you goin to the Osteen tonight?"
"Nah man im black. I'll get hung out there"

Osteen by AimeeMessup January 21, 2009

osteen 

to verbally assault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist Joel Osteen Victoria.

If you dont leave me the fuck alone im gonna go osteen on yu!

osteen by Forenzie October 16, 2008

osteen 

to verbally assault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist Joel Osteen Victoria.

If you dont leave me the fuck alone im gonna go osteen on yu!

osteen by Forenzie October 16, 2008

osteen 

"out of this world funky"

The X-Files are so osteen

osteen by K-Dawgg August 6, 2004

Osteen 

A tweaker who stares at teenagers in the back of class and constantly twitches while doing so. And she is also a fucking whore as bitch cunt who writes people up for no reason and likes to Suck manyengas dick.

Man that teacher is such an osteen.

Osteen by Dontwritemeupagainufucknugget April 30, 2019

osteen 

the most badass town you ever laid your very eyes on with ol chody crawling maytown with the first ever toot rig / bubba trok as well as tree stand carroll saying that he owns the st. john’s river with his little brother e carroll prowling the skreets in his 5.7 liter hemi magnum if you don’t get attacked by carson the crackhead at the texaco then you ain’t living and if you’ve never had an up close and personal experience with walter the big nigger you ain’t living the osteen luxury life, now mike that’s a different story he likes to find him a gay man or occasionally a cracked out hooker for a low low price of 25 bones

you goin to that party in osteen tonight? nah mine i heard that mike guy is gonna be there

osteen by mike the construction worker August 17, 2020