Definitions by K-Dawgg

The Shannon 

The girl in your town that is known as the slut of the county and likes literally any aged man to cum inside her hoo-ha

"Hey, is that The Shannon of the town?"
"Yeah, I heard she lets 35 year old men fuck her."
"I know her sister; she told me that she tried get up on her boyfriend's dick."
"How old was he?"
"32,"
"Jesus..."

The Shannon by K-Dawgg July 9, 2015

Purple Dinosaur 

When you suck your man's dick sooo hard it turns purple!

"Yo, did you hear that chick down the street that gives purple dinosaurs for free?"
"What's a purple dinosaur?"
"Do You know what hickies are?"
"Yeah."
"It's basically a DICKIE."

Purple Dinosaur by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

Home-Sweet-Home 

When you are getting down and dirty with your boo and when you're about to ejaculate; you call your parents just to say, "hello".

Ryan: "Hey, Adam! There's this chick that I met in Alabama over Spring Break last month that always tried to do the Home-Sweet-Home shit!"
Adam: "What the fuck is wrong with that bitch?"

Home-Sweet-Home by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

Astro Man

When you and your girlfriend cosplay as astronauts; she proceeds to paint your penis like a rocket ship before you bone her down.

Peter: "One small step for man; one big step for 'Astro Man'!"
Henry: "Peter; why are you screaming that off of our roof top?"

Astro Man by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

Beavering

When you think it is kinky to go down on a chick that never shaves her vagina.

Tony: "My girl never shaves her vagina; I refuse 'Beavering'!"
Carl: "That's so disgusting dude! You know what I did that hooker I picked up last week? I donkey punched her because she needs to shave that twat"

Beavering by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014

osteen 

"out of this world funky"

The X-Files are so osteen

osteen by K-Dawgg August 6, 2004