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Shitteric 

After someone in a Discord server did a brain fart and typed "shitteric" describing themselves. After realizing their mistake, they went with it and became part of the vocabulary.
They describe it as a word describing a certain object as unpleasant or annoying.
Friend: Why did puberty become a part of our evolution?
Me: 'Cuz God said, "fuck you".
Friend: He's still saying it now, what with the shit show 2020 has become.
Friend: And the anxious shitteric ass that is me is only beginning to take shape.
Me: What's shitteric?
Friend:
Friend: oh fu-
Shitteric by confuqed June 8, 2020
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skin-shitter 

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.
I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.
skin-shitter by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shitterally 

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.
Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.
shitterally by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017

Critter shitter 

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!
Critter shitter by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

sidewalk shitter 

a person who defecates, usually out of dire necessity, on public walkways.
When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.

Swiss Shitter

A term popularized by the Chuffed community of r/WatchesCirclejerk to refer to a stupidly overpriced swiss watch.
Husband: Honey, we are going to the Swiss Shitter AD
Wife: We?
Husband: yes, I need to get the new Rowleks submariner Superlaxitive chronometer certified
Wife: can't you buy a pagani design that is available at teddybulbasaur.com ?
Husband: no, I can only afford the homage, and get your panties ready for the AD
Wife: why?
Husband: you'll know when we get there.

Designated Shitter 

When a men's bathroom stall in a high traffic restroom is assigned for shitting only.
In order to prevent patrons from urinating on the toilet seat, we are making the first stall in our men's room a 'designated shitter.'