Buzztired

Late night tired where anything and everything makes you laugh and you type messages like you're drunk.

kate: bruh I'm tired but like buzztired

jeff: buzztired? I've never heard of that before

kate: yeah me either. But i can't stop laughing

jeff: lmao you're drunk on sleep deprivation...

Buzztired by beehappi23 July 20, 2020

buzztard 

Someone who uses a lot of buzzwords to make them self sound like a leader in a field when really they have little or nothing to actually do with anything they talk about. Consultants and Marketers usually fall into this field but sometimes there are people who should know better who become this as well.

Marketing Consultant : Twitter is the world's largest bridging social-capital group in the recorded history of our species making it an evolutionary game changer. We can help synergize your existing innovations with thought leaders around the globe through our cloud based SaaS application that will guarantee a significant increase in your revenue.

Potential Customer : Wow, if I knew you were such a buzztard I would have locked the door before you arrived.

buzztard by ripsup December 22, 2010

Buzzturd 

One who lives his or her life based upon the advice of online lists and other online lifestyle pieces authored by writers on websites such as (but not limited to) elitedaily.com, buzzfeed.com, and thoughtcatalog.com.

Jimmy: Did you see that Rhonda decided to travel to Spain instead of getting a real job?

Lester: Yeah. Not sure why she did that. She just graduated from an expensive four-year college. She had hardly any money.

Jimmy: She spent her last $1200 on the trip. Classic buzzturd.

Buzzturd by FuzzyDunlop99 October 19, 2014

Buzzted 

Arrested while drunk, high on drugs...buzzed!

Did you hear Ernie was buzzted last night on his way home from the bar.

Buzzted by buzzsted May 18, 2010

BusyTired 

An excuse used to blow off girlfriends that have been wondering where you've been and why you haven't called, when in fact you've been locked up in the house with your boyfriend and have been too "occupied" to even pick up the phone when it rings

Chick 1: Hey, where've you been...what's up?

Chick 2: I'm just so BusyTired

BusyTired by KLN January 15, 2004

Buzztard 

A word defining someone who likes to use buzzwords

" Yo dude, the media is nothing but a bunch of buzztard's."

Buzztard by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022