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Buzzted

Arrested while drunk, high on drugs...buzzed!
Did you hear Ernie was buzzted last night on his way home from the bar.
by buzzsted May 18, 2010
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Buzzed

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.
"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"
by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017
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barely buzzed

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.
"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"
by turk10777 August 28, 2014
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buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
by alierpantz January 10, 2013
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Business Buzzed

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.
#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.
by Joshtown March 6, 2010
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buzzed over

The feeling, often experience after a night of drinking, where one is still slightly under the influence(buzzed) but also experiencing a hangover.
#1-i cant tell if I have a hangover or if im just buzzed
#2-you're buzzed over!
by drunkenfool December 18, 2009
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buzzed driving

Operating a motor vehicle with a blood-alcohol content just below the legal limit.
Robert thought he was only "buzzed driving," but he forgot that they recently lowered the legal limit from .1 to .08. Now he's fighting a DUI.
by Willie Bob May 12, 2008
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