i shit my pants 

can someone help me clean it up please?

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.

i shit my pants by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

I shit my pants 

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

I shit my pants by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

i just shit my pants 

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

i just shit my pants by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

I want to shit my pants 

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

I want to shit my pants by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018

I'm just here to shit my pants 

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

I'm just here to shit my pants by ewol May 30, 2007

holy shit i lost my pants

Means I cant find my mind

HOLY SHIT I LOST MY PANTS THIS CAT IS SUCKING ON TITTIES

holy shit i lost my pants by fuck youaa May 30, 2017

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants 

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants by Hybaj May 7, 2011