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Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.
"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."
Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

german shedder 

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.
"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."
german shedder by Amperage September 27, 2007

The Shredderer 

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."
"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."
The Shredderer by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008

passport shredder

A passport shredder is a day where the weather is so unbelievably good, you never want to leave. (Origin: Queensland, Australia)
Let's go to the beach, it's an absolute passport shredder of a day.
passport shredder by Ned7 October 23, 2013

Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude
Bedroom shredder by G str1ng January 6, 2009

Super Shredder Status 

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.
"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"