An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for
the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in
combination with
the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally
out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was
pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a
Nickelback t-shirt.