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The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.
pre-land by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021
landgraf
LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
Landgraf
To wrongly accuse someone of date rape for personal or political games.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
landgraf
LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016
Status Symbol Land
A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.
Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?
Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?
Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
Status Symbol Land by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015
Landchad
A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.
A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!
Landchad by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020