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Hosen is the best person youll ever meet. Not only is she extremely loyal, smart and pretty but she might be the funniest person alive. Hosen is the type of person who would 100p be the last one standing in a zombie apocalypse no cap. She ratiates major ravenclaw and earth sign energy. Hosen will most likely end up with someones celebrity crush and live the rest of her life on the red carpet. Hosen is the funniest and purest soul to ever exist and this world will never be good enough for her.
Person 1: "Whats your biggest dream?"
Person 2: "To find my Hosen of course"
Hosen by pamela pearce November 24, 2021

Hosen-Housen 

A poor translation of an Anglo-German rest-room where a male British person would go to the toilet ( a hose!)
Right lads, I'm off to the Hosen-Housen for a slash!
Hosen-Housen by Badbhoy June 5, 2020

Die Toten Hosen

Awesome German hard rock band, been around since '80s actually. Roughly translates to, "The Dead Pants". Compared to Rammstein or Oomph, they are a bit lighter but still hold their own and are quite popular. You can see their T-shirts and such once in awhile on popular band members here in the U.S. A lot of videos, check them out.
Schon Sein, many others, Die Toten Hosen
Die Toten Hosen by Malibu times 2 October 23, 2013

du bist klien in der hosen! 

A comeback phrase in german specifically saying, you are small in the pants!! This is most perferreably an insult towards boys. Heeheehee.
Hey oliver!! du bist klien in der hosen! suck it!

weiner-hosen 

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend
"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."
weiner-hosen by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013
nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".
hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....
hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018