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Someone who survives only by carefully following guidelines given to them by an authority figure.

Shmeeps are the worst at conversations because they only have a small handful of talking points given to them by their overlords. A shmeep will completely dissolve into a pile of mush if you ask them to provide facts, or evidence to support their claims.
Did you see the way Jim pulled his mask up when I came over to him ?

"I know right, he's a total shmeep "
Shmeep by myobaker August 3, 2020
a word to use in awkward silences
joe: hi..you are sexy
suzy: shmeep
shmeep by alison183 February 13, 2008
Shmeep- (adj., verb., noun., adverb., etc.)

A word that serves the purpose of any other word when meaning is supposed to be kept to ones self
I know I'm not supposed to use this kind of language, but SHMEEP!!!!!

Bob: What are you hiding?

You: I'm hiding the fact that shmeep shmeep shmeep shmeep shmeep.
Shmeep by randompengicorn June 26, 2014
An item you ask for at a coffee shop
You- Hey do guys sell shmeeps?
Shmeep by SwaggerGang1400 May 26, 2020
A shmeep is code word for Mitch is a queef fuck
God, Mitch is such a shmeep.
Shmeep by Dequar October 15, 2020
stop at the bathrooms i got shmeep today
shmeep by fritoezlmao November 19, 2021