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Dirty Simp

When one simp gains attentions and manages to get too many girls to handle.
Yo that guy became a Dirty Simp.
Dirty Simp by SticcLord May 29, 2020

Dirty Simpson 

The kind of drunk you get where you plunge your meat missile deep into anything around you and blow your payload all over.
Did you see that guy at the bar, he was pulling a full onDirty Simpson”

Dorty SIMP 

A dorty simp is when one of the boys has been caught lacking by one of the other boys and still won’t admit to being a simp aka OISIN MCKEEVER
Oisin is a big dorty SIMP
Dorty SIMP by YouDortySlag July 27, 2020

Dirty Homer Simpson

The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.
I did a Dirty Homer Simpson on my girl last night.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026