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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
The Johnny Scale by spencer.oc October 10, 2017

The Johnny Reservo Effect 

When an opinion is deconstructed to such a fundamental level that the person/group holding the point of view have to contradict the core idea and in doing so have their mind changed.
"Wow, I just had my mind changed!"

"That's the Johnny Reservo Effect."

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
the johnny jump-up by Negro man April 24, 2005

The Johnny Cash 

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

clam the johnny 

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.
After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."
clam the johnny by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005

do the johnny 

To do the johnny is to 'keep walking', as per the slogan used by the iconic Johnny Walker whisky brands. The phrase refers to the act of continuing to walk a distance that would be otherwise traversed via a more efficient means, with the journey being the product of (often drunken) time mismanagement.
1: "bro, i dont think there is another train...the next bus is in 3 hours.."
2: "fuck, looks like we are going to have to do the johnny, and keep walking."