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walthamstow 

people only go here if they are forced to go here
it's a fucking shithole inside of a shithole with traffic and a shitty shopping centre

at around midnight you'd expect to see many nittys patrolling the ends with zoots hanging out of their mouths

take a wrong turn in walthamstow and you'll end up in either chingford or leyton
you'll get shanked in leyton (be careful)
"aye come mans going walthamstow u wanna come?"
"stfu i aint going there"
walthamstow by cuckoldery123 April 30, 2023
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Walthamstow 

Walthamstow, where do I begin? A town in East London where all the mandem ride till they die and most of the asian mandem bang fraud. Underage drivers are everywhere and a lot nerds are on the streets. Filled with many schools for example: Walthamstow School For Girls, for all the horny girls that chase every possible boy out there, and love to send nudes. Also housing the famous AKTV, having a funny Snap story and always being about. In conclusion a lovely place to be. Having Queens road mosque a part of us as well, being filled with 90% of the Gujarati community, and its rivals lea bridge road mosque as well which start ramadan and eid about 2000 years after every other mosque in the area.
1. “Akh lets go Walthamstow.”
“Looking like a motive still

2. “I’m a bit excited still”
“Chat to a gyal from WSFG”
Walthamstow by FS17THH April 30, 2020

walthamstowe

A place populated with care bears.
There is a long market with snide (fake) clothing sold everywhere and a woman selling aki and salt fish dumplings.
Almost everyone in walthamstowe is ugly and the good looking people hide in walthamstowe market. A place of typical eski (east london) calibur who in there right mind would live there... well no black people anyway.
A: "where u goin?"
B: "Walthamstowe"
A: "going there to see your butters friends"
B: "yeah i know its swag but I though I would give it another go"
A: "your loss"
walthamstowe by JDMM July 1, 2005

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026