Chairjob

A sexual act involving you, a backless chair, and an ass.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.

"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."

Chairjob by Achernar April 28, 2020

chairobics 

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair

guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv?
guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics

chairobics by hellathatguy October 7, 2007

chairobe

you're entire wardrobe of clothes are sitting on a chair in your room, waiting to be put away... or worn...

Commonly occurs after trying to find something cute to wear to a party, and tryig on almost everything in the closet.

Man, you should see the chairobe i have in my room, i could not find anything to wear tonight.

chairobe by ilovemtdewlikenoother October 23, 2008

chair job 

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

chair job by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

chairbobiniggapants 

A chairbobiniggapants is the result of six dwarves sneaking inside of the television port of your TV causing a large amount of dwarve semen to evenly spread across the inside of the screen, warping and distorting the screen right when you are watching spongebob episode 5 season 4 causing spongebob to look like he is now a black chair, then the episode continues to show mister crabs telling him to get back to work resulting in it looking like mr. krabs is being racist towards the chairbobi since he is now black.

GET BACK TO WORK CHAIRBOBINIGGAPANTS!

chairbobiniggapants by AmSidDestroyerOfCocks December 5, 2023