If you will

1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.

2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.

Tobias: You could say I'm, if you will, 'buy curious'

Man: I can "sprinkle the pudding" if you will.

If you will by Antonym Phantonym May 18, 2009

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if you will

an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.

The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.

if you will by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

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if you will

A phrase used to excuse the lack for a better word and/or kill any awkward tension in the air after mentioning something mildly aggressive or sexual.

She used... a gargantuan amount of force on him, if you will.

if you will by LunaLee April 18, 2010

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If you don't use it, You will loose it.

If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.

FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,

I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!

now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!

I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!

"If you don't use it, You will loose it."

If you don't use it, You will loose it. by adof hitler July 7, 2009

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If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

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If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

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