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An amazing girl who is probably the most beautiful thing you will ever meet. She's fairly smart and has a great imagination. She'll come up with the funniest nicknames you've ever heard! All guys love her and all girls are jealous of her. Is popular no matter what because of her personality. A really ravishing chick ;)
John: Crisi is so hot! I'd bang her anyday!
Sarah: She's just a slut.
John: No way. You're just jealous!
Crisi by wild_thang May 20, 2010
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The hardest, most gangsta, Bulgarian mafia member ever. Also known as the Bulgarian baby Jesus. Only bested by his older brother, the Bulgarian God. Speaks 5 languages as a way of communicating with drug cartels from all over the world.
John: Hey Crisi, need any help?
Crisi: You see him over there. I want him dead. I want his family dead. His house, burned to the ground- TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
Crisi by bronzebomber April 23, 2020
like crisis..but without the other s. so it’s like plural??? like cacti ig
i’m having multiple crisi rn
crisi by MCyeehaw123 September 14, 2019

pain pill crisis 

Doctors Refuse to prescribe Needed pain pills, causing Millions of people to Suffer Needlessly! They claim they'll get in trouble for it~I call Bullshit on that!!!!
Our entire country is in a pain pill crisis & I sure hope someone does something to change this!!!!

Criminal of India 

SRK & Akshay Kumar are certified criminals of India.
Akshay Kumar & his wife arrested under obscenity thats how they entered in the list of criminals.
Another criminal of india SRK whose uncle was ISI chief, was jailed for threatening female journalist. SRK also arrested in Kerosene scam.
Those who search Criminal of India must be illiterate fans of criminal SRK & Akshay Kumar

Criminal Dick 

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk
I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.
Criminal Dick by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015

Criminal of Bollywood 

India’s biggest chutiya Shahrukh Khan is known as criminal of Bollywood. Reason you know. He is tatti khan.
Criminal of Bollywood spotted at USA Airport
Criminal of Bollywood by bdking9090 February 12, 2021