smoon 

The secret moon that SNASA goes to.

Barney: I’m actually in a top secret government space program called Secret NASA—or SNASA. Have I been to the moon? Well, not the moon you’re familliar with. But I have been to the… Smoon

smoon by 7opher April 16, 2010

smoon 

Smirnoff goon bag

premixed vodka that comes in a 2 liter box cask. made to look like box wine aka goon. available in Australia.

im taking smoon to the party to give me the alcoholic look without the bad taste of real goon

smoon by mrmrmrmrmr December 26, 2011

Smoon 

During the day when the sun is out, the color is almost a bright white, and you are still able to look directly at it and it looks as if it could be the moon.

Person 1: Did you see the smoon this morning it was outrageous!
Person 2: Nah, man. I missed it again.

Smoon by Hidkidd March 5, 2019

SMOON 

Snorting Milk Out of Nose

Used in IM chats, to signify something even funnier than ROFL (Rolling on the Floor Laughing)

SMOON by Giuseppe Ciaramitaro February 22, 2005

smoon 

When the moon and the sun are out at the same time.

coined by Alexander William Welch

The smoon is visible on a good day.

smoon by Winston Bishop March 4, 2020

Smoon Smin

A song that is sung during a routine body scrub.

Jim: "Smoon smin, smoon smin"
Bek: Looks like Jim scrub-a-dub-dubbin'!

Smoon Smin by neepyboy March 13, 2019

Chicken Nugget Scoon 

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018