hot pocketing
pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
hot pocketing by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009
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A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.
He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."
A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.
He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."
Hot Pocketing by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014
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Hot Pocketing
The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.
Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
Hot Pocketing by Chad Bennett November 3, 2008
Hot Pocketing
The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia
i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.
Hot Pocketing by Stephan February 26, 2005
hot pocketing
An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.
hot pocketing by jsadfjs May 23, 2006
Hot Pocketing
This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Hot Pocketing by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
Hot Pocketing
Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!
Hot Pocketing by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009