shroomjak 

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.

"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"

shroomjak by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomjack 

The sole identifiable element of Kant’s noumenal world that can be viewed entirely in its pure form through the lens of human perception which, while not resorting to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena surrounding it. Sussy wojack yeet

“Goodness me, fair companion Trevor the philosopher, after having finished Principia Mathematica, I can’t wait to get my teeth sunk into some Kant”
“Well, I suppose they do say Merton is where the fun goes to die. Good luck in your endeavours all the same- you might even spot a Shroomjack after a reading!”

shroomjack by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroommates 

those two guys (or gals) who live together and do drugs together all the time.

I've become sensitized to interesting smells since moving in next-door to the shroommates.

shroommates by thisgirl10 December 22, 2009

shroomality 

noun, the temporary reality someone experiences when taking shrooms.

I locked myself in a freezer because was in a shroomality where the freezer was the only safe place.

shroomality by lolo February 23, 2005

shroommate 

Not to be confused with roommate, a shroommate is one who you share your shrooms and trip balls with. Often times college students are in fact shroommates with their roommate.

Student: You study for the exam today Jeff?
Jeff: Nah man I just did shrooms with my shroommate, we were gonna get some munchies at the vending machine but a pregnant latina unicorn was there so we bailed.

shroommate by uzi does it April 9, 2010

shroomate 

shroomate, n.: An individual with whom you've fondly done shrooms.

plural: shroomates

"Megan and Amanda took some shrooms and tripped for hours. They're now shroomates."

shroomate by AKnightAlone June 2, 2012

shroomadelica 

A musical movement which has come about as a result of a legal loophole which allows fresh magic mushrooms to be sold. These are obviously not sold for consumption so those who have purchased the mushrooms simply study them for a while then disgard them.

6 hours of psychedelic fun

shroomadelica by John Diaz May 12, 2004