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anti-banter 

1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.

2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.
As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.

Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.
anti-banter by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008

anti-bandwagon 

A bandwagon based only on hate of another bandwagon.
Person 1: I like Naruto.

Person 2: OMFG IT'S GAY DUMB NARTARD

Person 3: Naruto's a stupid fag

Person 4: That show is crap

Person 5: Only 12-year olds watch that

Person 1: Man, fuck this anti-bandwagon.
anti-bandwagon by metaghost January 17, 2010

Anti Banana Society 

The Anti-Banana Society (ABS) is a subdivision of the United Nations, designed to 'purify' the world of all Bananas. It combines all the world's resources, outstanding technological superiority, and military force to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival and freedom of humanity.
"Dude, i just saw a banana,"

"Call the Anti Banana Society"

Anti-Bant 

1. Somebody who is without banter.

2. A person who tries to reject or discourage the act of 'bant'.
"I can't believe he's staying in tonight. He is such an anti-bant."
Anti-Bant by Act Your Shoe Size August 17, 2009

Anti-Banter 

The antithesis of banter, open to interpretation. It can be applied to a wide variety of situations

The worlds worst possible insult. one does not want to be accused of antibanter or be described as an antibanterer

Antibanterer: a person with the rare skill of stopping banter dead in its tracks, worst than shanter or even ganter.

usually occurs in aspirational girls who shun jokes as a distraction to their "climb"
Chap A:wow that girl is such anti-banter

Chap B: yeah mate i know, she demonstrates the skill of antibant
Anti-Banter by antibant police February 5, 2012

Anti-banter 

Someone, a killjoy, generally not participating in banter that is happening at the time, like cling filming a person's car or pranking a load of people because they are too wuss, too tired or for any reason for that matter
Stop being anti-banter and help us cling film the van.

I'm not tired, stupid anti-banter eyes.
Anti-banter by Craig Donaldson August 29, 2006