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Crywalker 

Noun: One who weeps while walking. Someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or 'wittle finger'. No one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.
The crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.
Crywalker by TheExtremeDelusion December 3, 2010
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Crywaller 

When a drywall guy cries about everything. Nails in the way, framing is off but it's not.
Mike shows up on a job and cries about everything.
(Crywaller)
Crywaller by Super chaus April 4, 2013

cramalker 

Sean's cramalker shows up at his apartment complex from time to time even though the cramalker does not live or know anyone there.
cramalker by Sevan Forever April 30, 2009

camwalkerwillie

During a 3 way having the female grasp one of the males cock and the third member of the 3 way holds the persons arm and works it. sort of like a dutch rutter but with a 3rd member.
Last night they totally gave me a camwalkerwillie.

Cornwalker 

noun. pronunciation Ko Rnnn waah kerr. American Origin.. Ever since the first corn maze was invented in 1993, people have found ways to destroy the months of hard work that those poor farmers have put into their maze of corn.. A cornwalker is someone who goes to a corn maze, for the sole reason to walk through the walls of corn. If you see one, it is of the utmost importance that you yell "CORNWALKER! CORRRRNNNWALKKER!" at them.. why, you ask? because they must be reminded that they are a failure in life.... and maybe, just maybe they will follow the maze that makes a corn maze, a corn maze, not corn walls to walk through. these people are also know to pick off the corn, and throw it in the air screaming "CORN HOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!", or pretend that the corn is their penis, and run up behind someone and rape them with said corn... either way, beware of the cornwalkers..
1. "mazes are hard..." *walks through walls of corn* I've given up.. I am a cornwalker..

2. "those gawd damn cornwalkers, ruining my design" *sobbing hysterically* says every corn farmer ever...
3. walking through the maze like a normal person "man, this place is a-Maze-ing!"
"good one... what's that noise" rustling of the corn stalks,a child walks through the wall of corn...
"CORNWALKER!! how. dare. you." slaps him across the face.
Cornwalker by kelseycoca October 28, 2013
A male who furiously masturbates while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic his life is
He always acts so depressed about being single, I bet he's a crywacker.
Crywacker by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Crywalking

This is specifically for pilgrims walking any of the Camino de Santiago routes: when you are moved to tears out of sadness, anger, frustration and/or joy, ect., but want to keep a good pace, so you cry while you’re walking. Crywalking.
I was deeply frustrated by the pain coming from the blisters on my feet (and in my heart🥺) but I was afraid that if I stopped I wouldn’t go on, so I ended up crywalking all the way to my albergue.
Crywalking by Meliers963 July 3, 2022