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broskihoski 

When your Russian bro is a Russian hoe
ANIA thought thought comrade Bailey was a hoe so she shouted " Bailey You Broskihoski"
broskihoski by flabbwabbajabbanuna October 11, 2020

Broshido 

An unspoken code of honor between men (bros) in relation to dating/sleeping with women. A man of Broshido lives by a concept to serve and do no wrong to his male friends and family, even at the cost of his own happiness. There are no written rules, rather, it is a concept based on personal virtue and humility.

The origins of this practice are based in the Japanese philosophy of Bushido; "The way of the warrior". The ancient code of Bushido emphasises a lifestyle of loyalty, honor, obedience, duty, and sacrifice.

Much like this original school of thought, Broshido is a dying tradition. It has been overrun by modern male ideology of pride, selfishness and peacocking.
“Mike walked away when his brother’s hot, drunk ex-girlfriend tried to hit on him. Truly he is a master of Broshido.”.

“Dave saw that his friend was interested in the girl he was talking to. Without hesitation Dave introduced her to his friend and walked off into the night. There was no easy one night stand for Dave that evening, however, his legend was woven into the fabric of the universe.”.
Broshido by Vedi March 26, 2011
A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
broseidon by Butterknife April 11, 2008

broskinos 

broskinos origin bro means multiple bros in a group made by three beast kids named kevin cooper and eli
the broskinos are beast.
broskinos by the broskinos April 19, 2019

Broskilopolotanium 

It is the ultimatum version of broski and shows the abosolute maximum of broship. There is nothing more powerful than the broness shown in broskilopolotanium.
The power of the broskilopolotanium proved far to superior for even the means of the Wolverine to withstand.
God of the Brocean
Oh my gosh Billy, run for your life you just peed in the ocean and Broseidon is after you!
Broseidon by Tempermental666 June 21, 2010