frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexualconversation.
Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate