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Bitch shot

A watered down alcoholic beverage usually consumed by strippers
You're dude had no balls, he just ordered a bitch shot
Bitch shot by Brinel February 12, 2017

Brittany-Bitch Shot 

Like a pickle back shot(shot of Jameson with a chaser of pickle juice), but instead of pickle juice, use jalapeno juice. A beautiful waitress came up with this shot and it was named after her!
Hey waitress, give us four Brittany-Bitch shots!
Brittany-Bitch Shot by Thwackx March 11, 2018

Lil' Bitch Shot 

A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.

Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".

Side Effects:

Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.

Heavy slurring of words.

Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.
“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”

“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”

Fucking Shitbitch 

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

shobitch 

Shobitch, a word that describes a woman who will go through any lengths to get attention.
Damn bro your really dating a Shobitch, huh?
shobitch by Demonking420 September 10, 2020

Shitbitch 

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
Shitbitch by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017