weightlifter

1. (n.) One who lifts weights, usually in an attempt to gain strength or muscle. 2. (prop. n.) A man who did squats with so much weight, his ass exploded and his intestines followed. This man is also known as the brother of Goatse and the recently crowned king of the trinity.

See example by: Ultimate Gary. His example pwns every example in this mothafuckin' dictionary.

weightlifter by Paulito Calientico August 23, 2003

weightlifter

A dude who lifted so much weight, he shit his instestines out.

weightlifter by acelesson2k2 June 6, 2003

weightlifter

Also known as goatse's brother.

My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.

weightlifter by Ultimate Gary August 14, 2003

Dirty weightlifter

A person who likes to believe eating three portions of chips and pizzas is a body building diet. this person will also believe he can make his boobs dance out of pure muscle, but in reality is it only man boobs. this person will come in a form of a virgin who wants other people to think he is straight, so he pretends to perv up girls. you can spot this person by looking for back fat and twitchy eyebrows

that person over there has backfat, so he must be a dirty weightlifter

Dirty weightlifter by pancake-lover March 3, 2010

Are you a weightlifter mate? 

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"

standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"

Are you a weightlifter mate? by weightlifter December 9, 2009

weightlifting 

An Olympic sport; a test of how much one can lift in the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk.

Weight training is not weightlifting.
Bodybuilding is not weightlifting.
Powerlifting is not weightlifting.

Guy 1: I like to do weightlifting.
Guy 2: Oh really? How much can you snatch?
Guy 1: Snatch? I didn't say nothin' about no pussy man, you crazy. I bench about 960.
Guy 2: Oh I see, weight training.

weightlifting by Joe Jitsu July 1, 2008

Social weightlifting 

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

Social weightlifting by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009