Seppukaki 

The Japanese act of committing suicide or apparent suicide through the act of bukaki.

Police Officer: Whoa! Did she/he drown in shampoo!?
Witness number 8: No.

Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.

Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......

Seppukaki by SoundTechieInShock January 17, 2020

Seppukaki 

The Japanese act of committing suicide or apparent suicide through the act of bukaki.

Police Officer: Whoa! Did she/he drown in shampoo!?
Witness number 8: No.

Police Officer: Goodness me! What happened?
Witness number 3: By the time we realised what happed, she'd already committed Seppukaki
Police Officer: Seppukaki?
Witness number 11: Yes, it was awful.

Witness number 2: It still is awful.
Police Officer: ......

Seppukaki by SoundTechieInShock January 17, 2020

seppukkake 

A portmanteau of the words "seppuku" and "bukkake" meaning the act of ritual suicide by facial.

The seppukkake is performed after the practitioner has prepared his soul to leave the mortal coil through meditative rituals that vary from culture to culture, after which the practitioner typically submits to the seed. The seed is usually donated by honored guests and assistants, as this greatly increases the probability of seppukkake success through an abundance of volume, but the ritual is often performed alone and in secret by practitioners who are particularly dishonored. These latter practitioners have a much higher rate of failure and are regularly discovered in their homes' closets or bathrooms, much to their dismay, by parents, siblings, or spouses, and the practitioner then lives in further dishonor.

In historical context, it is believed that the legendary Musashi Hamtaro, after being bested in a duel in Japan some eight hundred years ago, committed ritual suicide by seppukkake to end his life's dishonor.

Nick very nearly performed seppukkake one night when his wife accidentally shot him in the eye with his own ejaculation. That will teach him to lay down for a handjob.

seppukkake by gadiv October 18, 2007

Seppukakke 

A horrible combination of Seppuku and Bukakke, where by the woman when the bukakke crew is about to climax promptly stabs herself in the stomach for the men to ejaculate into.

Holy shit! That was crazy, she just seppukakke'd.

Seppukakke by qbon October 26, 2004

sepukake

the worst possible means of suicide

involves cumming on ones own face until point of asphixiation

omfg he just commited sepukake

sepukake by TheLag March 11, 2005

seppukku

A japanese ritual sacrifice, mainly when you have been disgraced.

If my 'friends' spread my secrets to the whole school, i will perform seppukku to end my life and my shame.

seppukku by Fluffy Paine May 29, 2007

seppukakke 

Ritual suicide concieved by the performance of bukakke.

The sound of the perverted suicidal person performing seppukakke: "Hykuaaaa glubbglubbglubb glumfmlmmfllf... aaargh..."

seppukakke by Hugin January 15, 2006