The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.
My wife had a gapey after an hour of pounding my cock up her asshole.
The gynecologist could tell that her patient engages in a lot of anal sex because when the patient bent over on all fours to expose her asshole, the patient had a gapey.
Gaycy, (aka Gay Tracy) is a super hot "self-employed" slore whose wardrobe consists of mostly striped shirts and MJ’s, or Mom-Jeans, which are worn strategically to hide her huge, alluring ass. Gaycy’s hairstyle is typically 80’s, with a healthy set of bangs covering her giant eyebrows. Her eating habits are unusual, as she avoids ketchup at all costs and often complains of being full after eating a single kernel of corn. Gaycy can be seen regularly applying lipstick in restaurants, on the street, and in washrooms as it is eternally coming off, likely due to all the head she’s constantly giving. When it comes to technology, Gaycy doesn’t have a clue, always relying on the men in her life to do such things as turn on the DVD player and “work the camera”.
Eg. "Are you putting on MORE lipstick?! How many BJ's have you given tonight? Slore! You are such a Gaycy!"
Eg.
Shelley: "Can you take my photo in front of the C.N. Tower?"
Gaycy: "Sorry, I don't know how to work the camera. Ed handles that kind of stuff."
honest alternative name to the band Framing Hanely. This band is gay as fuck. Their music is so terrible, it's like diarrhea for the ears. Only dumb drunk teen girls would enjoy this gay shit.
My girlfriend is going to the Flaming Gayley concert tonight, she better not fuck any of those douche bags unless she wants to break up and contract herpes.