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nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Nobelium Uranium 

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.
Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof
Nobelium Uranium by iGood July 27, 2018

Nobbling 

To be very cold especially on a night out in Wales
'I'm f**king Nobbling tonight!'
Nobbling by James Reseigh June 7, 2015

Nobbeldigook

I tried to shag but I was nobbelgigooked
Nobbeldigook by Sam Ashworth September 8, 2003

nobbling 

'I'm extremely nobbling.'
nobbling by #nobblingisaword April 18, 2015

Nobeling 

To wander aimlessly without purpose or direction.
to not know what the hell you are doing.
Mike is drunk and nobeling again.
Nobeling by spidervillen February 20, 2009