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nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.
12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*
nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Nobellium Uranium 

how to say No u in a fucking smartass way
Jake Paul: Ur Mum Gay
______________ *insert ur name*: NOBELLIUM URANIUM

Nobelium Uranium 

The better and smarter version of the ultimate comeback: No u.

When said it makes you sound smarter and also confuses the crap out of the victim, if their IQ is not above 9000.
Person 1: You’re mom is straightn’t
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Yesn’t u
Person 2: No u^2
Person 1: Nobelium Uranium
Person 2: Oof
Nobelium Uranium by iGood July 27, 2018

Nobellium Uranium 

N. A very smart and intellectual comeback to the feared and dreaded Ur mom gay
11 year old:Ur mom gey lol
Me:Nobellium Uranium
11 year old: *Fucking dies of shock*

Nobeling 

To wander aimlessly without purpose or direction.
to not know what the hell you are doing.
Mike is drunk and nobeling again.
Nobeling by spidervillen February 20, 2009

nobelisk 

penis resembling a stone obelisk, ie wider at the base than at the tip
"you know that guy starkey? well i dont fancy him anymore..i was told he has a nobelisk"
nobelisk by Dominy May 28, 2006