Name: dude, you need to relacts
Fake: Did you just try to say relax?
Name: That darn autocorrect man.
Fake: Oh right, we're in
Urban dictionary right now.
Name: Did you just break
the fourth wall in an online dictionary?
Fake: *wipes forehead and eats a
bag of chips
Name: you just wiped your own forehead, now the joke won't work,
Name: and where the hell did you get all those poker chips from?