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Bringing something to an end, typically in a letter.
The closing of the letter read "Sincerely, Maddie"
Closing by that girl nikki January 12, 2019

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Closing a Chapter 

Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.
Closing a Chapter by GoDressUp June 10, 2013

closing the jar 

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.
Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.
closing the jar by ER drug April 16, 2017

Closing your eyes 

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.
When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

closing bitch 

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.
"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"