Messi Greenwood 

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

Messi Greenwood by Benny XI July 9, 2020

Greenmodel

To Greenmodel is to be a corporate whore who prays on those who desire to do the right thing by being green.

Some companies are driven by the greed of those who are determined to exploit modern movements aimed at solving environmental problems. These companies are lead by the renewable resource industry (like windpower and home energy audits), and are wet with the blood of the earth as it seeps with infectious fury like chunky milk from the teats of a cow on hormones.

Like the term globalization, greenmodeling is a good idea that now has an evil corporate connotation. Corporate whores of the Greenmodel type are common in other industries, but now being "green" means bathing in tainted profits if one associates with these companies. With slogans like "It Pays to be Green", you can pick out those with only their own benefit in mind; it pays them for you to be green.

The Greenmodel Movement merely models one's life around those who have sold more than their labor to corporations; these people have misled us all and have forsaken personal values and constitution for personal gain. Their efforts are not driven by passion for their work, but by their own gluttony. In this way they have sacrificed OUR values at the corporate alter of greed.

Many a corporate whore, like Walmart, carry with them an incredible amount of douchebaggage. Many of these blood sucking fucktards have made true green globalization an incresingly difficult goal. Asslickers, like those who Greenmodel, lick ass so furvently because they are losers that suck so bad at being good humans that they must lick the ass they are kissing.

Greenmodel by G-Money-G February 6, 2010

jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

greenwood lake middle school 

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!

Dumpster fire be like.. Greenwood lake middle school

greenwood lake middle school by Yung Lord Dagger Dick October 17, 2019

Grenoodled 

When you try to say a word but completely fuck up its spelling.

"Let's do it for scisnxe!"
"Uhm, do you mean science...?"
"Yeah damn, I totally grenoodled that one"

Grenoodled by little_niglet October 24, 2016

Greenford 

A suburb of West London. Basically the middle ground between Southall and Northolt. Passion Jerk Centre is cool though.

There's nothing to do in Greenford you have to either go to Ealing Broadway or Wembley for anything decent

Greenford by rubiconaddict March 25, 2022

Jonny Greenwood 

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.

You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.

Jonny Greenwood by OssettRyan December 29, 2007