pined 

To be hit by a pine tree, such as when driving at high speeds through a forest.

Dude, I was riding my bike in the mountains in GTA V and I got pined so hard.

pined by Ltmonkeyman February 11, 2015

Pined 

To Crash into Pine trees (usually in GTA 5) and total your car

Nerd cubed "I Just pined my car Martin"

Pined by BOSSATRONIO July 11, 2015

Pined 

To have ones anus penetrated with a Pine cone.

I was riding my motorcycle when I was pined by a tree.

Pined by arandomusername1234 February 12, 2015

Pined 

To get banged in the ass really hard, usaully by a male. To get bent over and taken advantage of.

Did you hear about Dan getting Pined? He said he really got it hard in the ass, and coudln't walk for weeks......Poor guy!

Pined by jranggy December 28, 2005

Pined 

Being high as fuck. Derived from the word "pine" as in a pine tree.

Bro, I am soooo freaking pined right now, I can't talk!

Pined by PurpleSwag July 26, 2011

Pined 

Absolutely Hammered

I saw Matt come out of the pub and he was absolutely pined

Pined by sprinkleofprotips May 30, 2016

Pined 

To get benched in a sport

You got pined and it's only the 3rd inning, lmfao

Pined by Geotrio June 11, 2003