bruiser

Someone who's tough and doesn't get taken down easily, someone who has a history of being in fights and winning.

That Tony was a bruiser, he'd get knocked down and bounce right back up, then he knock em down and they'd never stand up.

bruiser by calypso April 4, 2005

bruiser

someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !

'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'

bruiser by Samwell April 29, 2005

bruiser

Someone who is masculine, handsome and loved by the ladies.

Female #1: That Danny sure is a Bruiser.

Female #2: He sure is. I'd love to chat with him.

bruiser by Can't Lie August 1, 2006

Bruiser

-A big bodied woman that look like she can kick your ass and is a pro catfisher.
-A big ass catfish caught by an angler/fisherman

-Bruuuh you see Adrian snag that bruiser last night? He finna deny it.

-Bruh caught the biggest bruiser in the canal last night on chicken livers.

Bruiser by ed-tera April 23, 2019

Bruiser

A little known but amazing book by Neal Shusterman, a highly recommended author. Neal Shusterman also wrote the Skinjacker Trilogy (Everlost, Everfound, and Everwild) Unwind, along with several other science fiction/fantasy novels. All are very well written with amazing plots and lovable characters.

Bruiser and Unwind are two of my all-time favorite books. If you haven't read them....You need to.

"Dude, I just finished Bruiser, and I teared up."

"I know you you feel man. Thats a great book."

Bruiser by Brewster Rawlins February 25, 2013

bruiser

A very unattractive woman. Often associated with large size or a prehistoric quality.

This nasty girl at the bar, I tell ya she was a real bruiser, went home with my roommate.

bruiser by Sabb April 22, 2006

bruiser

a baby who is (a) big and fat when he/she is born and/or (b) gave his/her mother a lot of kicks and squirms during the pregnancy.

New Mom's Friend: Wow, look at that baby! He's huge! And he is downing that bottle like he is 10 months old.

New Mom: I know, but he's only 3 weeks old. He just takes after his dad and me since we're both tall. Little Bruiser. He's a hungry thing! And we was too big to fit in my belly for the last 2 months of me carrying him. He was always squirming around and kicking me hard.

bruiser by 81mclaren September 19, 2010