choob 

a high level person, usually on an online rpg such as runescape, that acts immature because they know they will never have to meet the person their dissing. they also tend to diss people that are one lvl below them...
2: a high lvl that acts noobish in ways such as asking for money

lvl 69: you a noob kid
lvl 68: what the fuck? im one level below you with the same armor and weapons
lvl 69: yea but your such a noob your gay...can i have free stuff?
lvl 68: fuck you choob!

choob by pot head370 September 16, 2008

choob 

Scottish slang for someone who is an idiot or slightly dim-witted

I'm pure dead brilliant and that man
No youse no, youse a right choob you ken that

choob by Sir Clive May 24, 2008

choob 

"Choob" is a word used to describe the annoying kids who abuse the anonymity of the internet by harassing others:
Childish
Hateful
Obscene
Online
Brat
Choobs are typically found in online games, chatrooms and messageboards.

"Haha, look at the silly little choob, why isn't he in bed? Its 9pm!"

choob by eurobob September 24, 2005

choob 

(noun) An idiot, numpty, someone who messes around. Scottish derogitary name, but in occasional cases is used as a term of affection.

Scot1: Look at me, I canz lick my elbow!
Scot2: Look at that eejjit, what a choob.

choob by President_Choob June 6, 2009

CHOOB 

A hybrid anatomical event that occurs when a man gives up on himself and decides to let the fat under his chin dangle like a bra-less C cup. It is said the man has a chin boob; a CHOOB.

Holy mother of goodness, look at that choob jiggle uncontrollably each time he takes a bite of that moon-pie!!!

CHOOB by Above_Reproach April 12, 2019

choob 

An online person that is a childish, hateful, obscene, online, brute/brat. a choob is a person in the words of the leader of the ACM, the little kids online that have nothing better to do than cuss you out, challenge your gender, and talk about what they did with your mom last night.

Kirk: i beat you!!
Choob: i beat your mom last night, you @!@#!%^#@$#
Kirk: you are such a choob

choob by Fatalhitx September 23, 2005

Choob 

A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.

Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.

Choob by Choobie Doobie Doo January 30, 2015