Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.

"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."

Melton by Colacman May 23, 2010

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Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.

‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’

Melton by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018

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Melton

To insert one's finger into an unsuspecting strangers anus.

That girl totally just got a Melton from that creepy guy!

Melton by Captain Stink Finger May 23, 2016

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melton

a shithole inbetween melbourne and bacchus marsh. you are guaranteed to get raped or stabbed if you walk around there alone.
avoid lurking around in the south end, as there are way to many pedos.

Johnny remember to take his rape alarm when going to melton safeway.

melton by fairenough11 August 14, 2011