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japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

adrien she’s just a friend agreste 

Nickname for the one and only Adrien Agreste.
Marinette is the love of his life, but he does not know that bc he’s an oblivious dumbass, so he friend zones her.

“me, go after marinette? no, she’s just a friend!”
“she’s a very good friend”
“she’s just a friend
adrien she’s just a friend agreste strikes again

chocolardiac arrest

The name of a chocolate dessert. Used in Strong Bad email 'Bottom 10', where Strong Bad states that included in his bottom 10 is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names.
Chocolardiac Arrest

(also, there is This Brownie Might Kill You and Chocozuma's Revenge)
chocolardiac arrest by kerslo August 12, 2005

Adrien Agreste 

Adrein Agreste is a character from Miraculous who lives with his psychopath dad and the dad's assistant who is secretly in love with his dad.
Also, his mom's dead.
Also, his dad's secretly trying to bring back his mom by evilifying random sad people.
Also, his dad is a supervillain but he doesn't know it yet.
Also, the superhero fighting his dad is him.

So, basically he needs help.

Also, he has a crush on a supergirl who has a crush on him irl.
But irl he has a crush on Kagami and Marinette the secret supergirl is jUst a fRieND
And Marinette sent him a love letter but forgot to sign it.
But he couldn't recognize her handwriting even though they go to the SAME . FUCKING . SCHOOL .
And when Marinette lent him her homework he was like, "Oh, must be a girl with a similar handwriting"

In conclusion he is a fucking blind cat with daddy issues.
Adrien Agreste is cute but if you crush on him you'll have to wait 50 seasons. (That's actually how long they want to stretch Miraculous lol)
Adrien Agreste by LivonianElise November 26, 2020

Partiac Arrest 

Partiac Arrest occurs after a long, hard night of partying.

Symptoms include blurry vision, disturbed balance, heavy sweating, and overall numbness.

The body usually shuts down temporarily, but in some odd cases, permanently.
Dude, it looks like Charger is about to suffer from Partiac Arrest. We better get him to a couch STAT!

citizens arrest 

A person acting as the law, making an arrest without being a law-enforcerer
Did you see him do a citizens arrest? He could get jailed!