todiot Share definition Flag A Total Idiot.It’s a portmanteau of Total and Idiot. Friend- I’m not gonna study for this wack-ass quiz. I’m gonna pass. Me- Dude, you must a Todiot to do that! todiot by T2K Lucci September 23, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the todiot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch