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a red headed stepchild's rental mule
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
free rental
The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.
While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.
To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.
For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.
It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.
While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.
To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.
For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.
It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.
My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!
free rental by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 17, 2009
gamestop rental
The act of going to gamestop and buying(renting) a used game and returning it within 7 days for a full refund.
I bought Halo Reach with the intent of doing a gamestop rental. I wasn't able to finish it, but it was the last day to return it for a refund. So I returned it. Went to a different gamestop and "rented" another copy. Beat it the next day and returned that copy for a full refund.
gamestop rental by dfgedfg October 12, 2010
Rentoid
A Rentoid is a renter who rents from a Person of Land. A Rentoid can be described as a filthy and Landphobic animal. He thinks he is exempt from all the rules and does not pay rent on time.
Usually evicted within the first 3 months
Usually evicted within the first 3 months
Gabe: I heard that rentoid Dave left shit all over the walls for his landchad to clean up
John: Poor LandChad hopefully he got his 100000% mandatory rent tip before he evicted Dave
John: Poor LandChad hopefully he got his 100000% mandatory rent tip before he evicted Dave
Rentoid by Person Of Land (PoL) August 2, 2021
Retainer
The word "retainer" used in rap vernacular often is referring to keeping a thug on hand that is willing to do dirt. The celebrity retains this person's services thru cash payment, or other bartering options such as weed or pussy in the event that a punch needs to be thrown (or otherwise) and the celebrity would be open to a potential costly lawsuit, whereas the retainer does not have enough money worth be sued for, etc.
When Charlemagne Tha God was instigating Nelly during an interview, he was warned "Hey,man...just say what you wanna say. We're all men. I keep retainers just for guys like you".