hurtis 

a noun used to describe someone who's having a hard time or who is giving someone else a hard time by inconveniencing them/trying to get them to do something they dont want to.

you know i dont have enough money, why you gotta be a hurtis.

hey, can you pick me up from school? i'm hurtis and can't find a ride.

i dont wanna buy from him, he got them hurtis prices.

hurtis by tone-perk October 7, 2009

Hurtis Mantis 

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!

She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)

Hurtis Mantis by Anico November 23, 2007

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

hurting

in great need, in distress

She was hurting after the incident with her adviser.

hurting by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

hurrisplain 

(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.

“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”

“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”

hurrisplain by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019

Deep Hurting 

1. An experience so painful on an intellectual level that it causes physical pain, such as listening to talk radio, conversing with Paris Hilton, reading the novel "Shane", or watching the movie "Hercules Against the Moon Men."

2. The guy who submitted this entry.

Origin: Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", August 1992.

"Well, Joel, we're introducing a new feature here today. Here's a hint: Remember 'Lost Continent'? Remember 'Rock Climbing'? Ah, who can ever forget 'Rock Climbing', huh Clay? Well, now, along the same lines, we've come up with something new, something we like to call 'Sandstorm'. SAAANDSTORM! It's all part of a new program we like to call 'Deep Hurting'! DEEEP HURTINNGG!!!"

Deep Hurting by Deep Hurting February 12, 2007